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Daylight-saving time offers the perfect get-out-of-chores pass

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:12:16 EDT

Daylight-saving time begins today, so don't blow it. It's an excellent opportunity to get out of that nagging to-do list.

'A day without sunshine is like, you know, night' and other awesome quotes

Thu, 7 Mar 2013 01:20:45 EDT

You know I collect quotes if you follow my Facebook page. It's not quite the same as collecting wisdom, but sometimes a nugget or two gets wedged into the cracked sayings. Here's another sampling from my quote files.

My funny Valentine notes, quotes and quirky (or cracked) sayings

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:47:54 EDT

Love and relationships stymie the best minds. But it doesn't stop folk from offering opinions, wise to witty to downright weird.

Recalling classic (old) phrases while we wait five minutes for the TV set to warm up

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 01:15:12 EDT

Well, shut my mouth and call me as outdated as a horse harness on plow day. If kids dug up a passel of old phrases from our sandboxes, they'd have to Google 'em to find out what they mean.

Good.

It's so cold I put these jokes in the freezer to thaw them out

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 01:22:03 EDT

Brrrrr. It is so cold that when I lit a fire, the flame froze. I warmed up a little chipping the smoke off the ceiling. It's cold.

Let's warm up a bit by sharing our favorite cold jokes.